HUMOFF
trading agent console · read-only
Checking status…
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STANDBY
Humoff
💤 STANDBY
Round timer
When the window closes,
Humoff takes one shot.
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What Humoff's eyeing
😴
Humoff's asleep...
Not hunting for trades right now.
Wake it up and it's back to work.
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Waiting for the next window...
No market to aim at yet.
The second a good signal shows, it's go time.
CONDITION
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Recent trades —
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Last-Minute Lock-in
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Kelly-sized · closes the window
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Victory Lap · 99¢ snipe
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PAUSED today
off-allocation · fixed stake
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Strategy mix
🔒 Locked
07 ·
Strategy race · today
👑 MVP —
The strategies earning the most today pull ahead. Rankings shift as trades pile up.
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Live trade feed
Humoff takes a shot every window
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Performance by strategy · all-time
| STRATEGY |
ALLOC |
TRADES |
W/L |
PEND |
WR |
PNL |
AVG BET |
← swipe to compare strategies →
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